Insane Ramblings From a Person Called Boccs

accordingtodevin:

Why you are still single.

Pffft, I WISH I displayed all of the wit and charm of a retarded seal.  

Whenever I get candy that comes in different colors, I obsessively sort them into lines in the pattern of the rainbow and eat them one at a time, starting at blue and ending on red.

I only regret that I don’t know the original artist to give them credit

I only regret that I don’t know the original artist to give them credit

A little old but it’s still amazing and should never be forgotten. 

It terrifies me how accurate this is to me and my friends, 

To date I have never seen a single bumper sticker that made me think “Yes, I want to know more about this person and their opinions.”  

Instead I treat them as warning labels for people I won’t like.

No matter what they might say, every single guy you know has had this conversation with his best friend at least once.  Usually while drunk.  But they’ve talked about it.  

I love you, C&H.

bluhamuhr:

look at this baby on his specially made baby horse

I will rally behind that baby and help it take over China.  

bluhamuhr:

look at this baby on his specially made baby horse

I will rally behind that baby and help it take over China.  

It really concerns me how accurate this is for all too many people.