Insane Ramblings From a Person Called Boccs

Whenever I get candy that comes in different colors, I obsessively sort them into lines in the pattern of the rainbow and eat them one at a time, starting at blue and ending on red.

I only regret that I don’t know the original artist to give them credit

I only regret that I don’t know the original artist to give them credit

A little old but it’s still amazing and should never be forgotten. 

It terrifies me how accurate this is to me and my friends, 

To date I have never seen a single bumper sticker that made me think “Yes, I want to know more about this person and their opinions.”  

Instead I treat them as warning labels for people I won’t like.

No matter what they might say, every single guy you know has had this conversation with his best friend at least once.  Usually while drunk.  But they’ve talked about it.  

I love you, C&H.

bluhamuhr:

look at this baby on his specially made baby horse

I will rally behind that baby and help it take over China.  

bluhamuhr:

look at this baby on his specially made baby horse

I will rally behind that baby and help it take over China.  

It really concerns me how accurate this is for all too many people.  

People of Tumblr, saying something inaccurate and then immediately going "Hahaha, psych! Not really!" does not count as an April Fools prank. It counts as being stupid.